Saturn is a fucking try-hard nerd and (politically) Unsafe Individual

So Saturn prides himself on being the most sensible being in the world, calling everyone else a walking contradiction, yet himself doing the most insanely contradictory things and having the most wild juxtapositions in tastes and interests, and giving no ultimate explanation as to how these things remotely fit together into any kind of synthesis or coherence.

I’m not sure I would call him insecure so much as obsessively image-conscious to the point of not even allowing the ordinary gap-like moments of unguarded insecurity that other human beings experience to occur, which is clearly evidence of hiding something horrifically deep and dark.  It’s like his entire being is one giant defense mechanism, almost like if you stripped away his ego to find his id, you wouldn’t actually find any id, underneath you would just find a more violent, unself-conscious ego.

He doesn’t like to think he’s pretentious, but he somehow manages to talk at a vocabulary level above 99% of the population while still priding himself on coming across as more simple, straightforward, and down-to-earth than the academics and activists, managing to piss off everyone and be relateable to no one.

The whole thing he’s doing with his name is just ridiculous, like some kind of hyper-multi-layered post-post-post-ironic solidarity-with-but-co-optation-of-transgenderism, like if you want to be an elaborate transphobe there are probably ways of doing it without renaming yourself after a planet, but then, I guess you couldn’t get away with it if it wasn’t elaborate, which almost suggests that maybe actually it’s not transphobic because why would you go to so much trouble, and he’s almost maybe progressive enough that maybe he means it, but he’s also brocialist enough that it still begs the question, which leaves us sort of in a question mark, like, hm, what is even going on with you dude, like you’re a planet, like what?

And he writes these enormous blogs about everything the rest of the Left is doing wrong, but what the fuck has he done, he’s never built anything, he’s never organized anything, he doesn’t know how hard it is to run an organization, right?  What gives him the audacity to even have an opinion or comment upon anything, to dismiss whole the years of work of people who have dedicated years of their lives, whole groups of people, to the most noble causes, why the hell does he take himself seriously, who the hell made him Emperor, who the hell made him God?  He’s not even a person, he’s a try-hard nerd who shows up at protests dressed in ridiculous costumes out of some ridiculous need for attention, he has a drug problem, he got kicked out of Philly Socialists for sexual harassment (I mean also maybe for running for chair against the only person who’s ever been chair side note lol), he’s so divisive he’s probably a COINTELPRO operation, everything is his fault, he is everything wrong with the Left, it would be better if he just shut down and deleted his everything and shut the fuck up and disappeared and killed himself and he’s really damaging people’s lives and he doesn’t understand this is really serious and it’s not funny it’s not a joke he’s really got to stop he doesn’t understand the real damage he’s caused the real pain he’s inflicted it’s not funny it’s not a game

Dude he got arrested it was in a riot like what the hell?

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